Happy Birthday, Helvetica!

I always knew I liked Helvetica, and now I know why:

"When people choose Helvetica they want to fit in and look normal. They use Helvetica because they want to be a member of the efficiency club. They want to be a member of modernism. They want to be a member of no personality. It also says bland, unadventurous, unambitious."

Too bad I lost my rich text option and have to post this in Times New Roman.

Fucking serifs.