Happy Birthday, Helvetica!

I always knew I liked Helvetica, and now I know why:

"When people choose Helvetica they want to fit in and look normal. They use Helvetica because they want to be a member of the efficiency club. They want to be a member of modernism. They want to be a member of no personality. It also says bland, unadventurous, unambitious."

Too bad I lost my rich text option and have to post this in Times New Roman.

Fucking serifs.

So i'm a sociopath, and a liar,
and i forgot that my sister has cancer because i don't give a shit.

I'm a bad leader,
and I alienate.

I react exothermically.
And rapidly oxidize.

And my defense mechanisms only spur the offensive.
I'll have to live with it...
these lies,
that someone told me about myself expecting me to believe.